I'm 99% Insane....

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you". (Walls...)
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[  ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.  (Yes, all the time...)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Trees are evil! >8D)

[x] You have been called a blonde. (Stupid cousin)
Score: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (IT COULD BE... if you had a lonnng tounge.)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Mabie...)
Score: 7

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Every month! ^^)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (a lot...)
Score: 11

[  ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (WTF IS THAT?)
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (My hair.... )

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.  (*Drools*)
Score: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Yes, once)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (... Bananas~ )
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (Its Mario Cart!)
Score: 20

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.  
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Ummmm... Sadly, yes)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Sleeping..)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.  
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Score: 25

[  ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (I do that WAY to much)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Connect the dots~!)
Score: 29

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, well this is awkward....)
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Score: 33

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane"


Im 99% Insane... <Well, O.o>